Welcome to my monthly blog. This year, let’s encourage a humorous romantic relationship. This is how to be a Funny Valentine couple all year round. Each month has one cheesy pun for an American-English speaker to share with a Tagalog-English speaking partner. Let’s begin with month 2 of 12…
MARCH 2019: When We All Get a Pen on Graduation Day
by Dominique Liongson
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| illustrated by Dominique Liongson |
Pen? What pen? Check this out:
Q: What pen —that doesn’t write— do you get on Graduation Day?
A: If it is not di-pencil, it must be di-pluma
(di-pluma = sounds like "diploma" paper, and “the pluma” which means “the fountain pen” )
Whether one or both of you graduate, or someone invites you to a graduation treat, let’s extend the happiness.
We all love to share a good joke. Although this is true, we still need to choose happy and zero offensive jokes. This way we will all enjoy the day with the least negative dramas.
The resource I recommend is Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days. It is a book-full of 365 punny riddles. They are clean and wholesome to share. However, it takes your personal judgement which riddle matches 1)the occasion, and 2)the people present during the event.
Give it a go. Buy a copy of Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days. Start eye-rolling or laughing.
HAPPY GRADUATION DAY!
NOTE: The puns written once a month within this 2019-2020 series are NOT included in the PUN-TASTIC WAYS FOR BRIGHTER DAYS book. These puns were made especially to display the writer’s witty talent. The objective is to entertain readers and to promote this book.
