Welcome to my monthly blog. This year, let’s encourage a humorous romantic relationship. This is how to be a Funny Valentine couple all year round. Each month has one cheesy pun for an American-English speaker to share with a Tagalog-English speaking partner. Let’s begin with month 1 of 12…
FEBRUARY 2019: A Bull on Valentine’s Day?
by Dominique Liongson
How did a bull fit in Valentine’s Day? Check this out:
Q: What does a farmer give a twice as lucky cow on Valentine’s Day?
A: A bull-luck-luck
A: A bull-luck-luck
(sounds like "bulaklak" = flower)
Telling jokes like this from American partner to Filipino partner on Valentine’s Day will make a joker like you a Funny Valentine. This partner may not help but think of you as such a sweetie pie (or perhaps secretly smiling when feeling grumpy).
One may ask, how about telling dirty jokes on Valentine’s Day? Based on observation, this genre of jokes kills the romance. They may be funny but they leave disgust in the back of one's mind. Ewww!
Although this is so, some couples indulge in these jokes and somehow this works for them. You will find out what works and what doesn’t with a test drive. Test telling a dirty joke, then a clean one, and see which one works out best.
Running out of clean jokes? I recommend you refer to the book titled Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days. Instead of sharing a dozen chocolates in a box, how about 365 funny riddles in a book? Both of you will either eye roll or laugh buckets and buckets.
Be a Funny Valentine, or a couple of Funny Valentines. Buy Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days to make that happen and have a...
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
NOTE: The puns written once a month within this 2019-2020 series are NOT included in the PUN-TASTIC WAYS FOR BRIGHTER DAYS book. These puns were made especially to display the writer’s witty talent. The objective is to entertain readers and to promote this book.
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