Welcome to my monthly blog. This year, let’s encourage a humorous romantic relationship. This is how to be a Funny Valentine couple all year round. Each month has one cheesy pun for an American-English speaker to share with a Tagalog-English speaking partner. Let’s begin with month 9 of 12…
OCTOBER 2019: What You’ll Win on Halloween
by Dominique Liongson
Melting in the arms of your partner can happen on Halloween. Check this out:
PARTNER 1: Be my Halloween.
PARTNER 2: Why?
PARTNER 1: Because on the first time we met, you ween my hallo.
(Sounds like “…you win my hello”)
Did that make you smile? Wow!
Although Halloween candies can result into tooth decay or diabetes, it doesn’t have to be this way.
There’s candy without the dangers to the teeth nor the rest of the body. It is conversation candy called a pun. It is both teeth friendly and diabetic friendly. Composing and sharing puns are as easy as a piece of cake.
Running short of time to make your own puns? There is a book (of ready made riddle puns) titled Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days. Romance can start after eye-rolling or laughing at these funny riddles for they are either corny or hilarious.
You can kiss horror candy goodbye. Buy Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days and indulge in conversation candy now!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
NOTE: The puns written once a month within 2019 are NOT included in the PUN-TASTIC WAYS FOR BRIGHTER DAYS book. These puns were made especially to display the writer’s witty talent. The objective is to entertain readers and to promote this book.
OCTOBER 2019: What You’ll Win on Halloween
by Dominique Liongson
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| illustrated by Dominique Liongson |
Melting in the arms of your partner can happen on Halloween. Check this out:
PARTNER 1: Be my Halloween.
PARTNER 2: Why?
PARTNER 1: Because on the first time we met, you ween my hallo.
(Sounds like “…you win my hello”)
Did that make you smile? Wow!
Although Halloween candies can result into tooth decay or diabetes, it doesn’t have to be this way.
There’s candy without the dangers to the teeth nor the rest of the body. It is conversation candy called a pun. It is both teeth friendly and diabetic friendly. Composing and sharing puns are as easy as a piece of cake.
Running short of time to make your own puns? There is a book (of ready made riddle puns) titled Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days. Romance can start after eye-rolling or laughing at these funny riddles for they are either corny or hilarious.
You can kiss horror candy goodbye. Buy Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days and indulge in conversation candy now!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
NOTE: The puns written once a month within 2019 are NOT included in the PUN-TASTIC WAYS FOR BRIGHTER DAYS book. These puns were made especially to display the writer’s witty talent. The objective is to entertain readers and to promote this book.
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