Welcome to my monthly blog. This year, let’s encourage a humorous romantic relationship. This is how to be a Funny Valentine couple all year round. Each month has one cheesy pun for an American-English speaker to share with a Tagalog-English speaking partner. Let’s begin with month 11 of 12…
DECEMBER 2019: Within Every Reindeer is a Dear
by Dominique Liongson
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| illustrated by Dominique Liongson |
It appears that a reindeer is one of the popular icons of Christmas. Strangely, a reindeer can bring a romantic touch this way. Check this out:
PARTNER 1: Let me be your reindeer.
PARTNER 2: How will you be one?
PARTNER 2: How will you be one?
PARTNER 1: When you’re out in the rain on a wet day, I will keep you dearly dry like rain-dears do.
(“rain-dears” = sounds like “reindeers”)
Although it doesn’t snow in the Philippines, nor does it have any reindeers, the Philippines has its rain and loving dears to keep their beloved safely dry. If you are wise in the heart and the head, no doubt have you chosen a partner who is as capable as rain-dears do. (Sounds like the secret to loving loyalty, isn’t it?)
You are invited to buy my book to share with the people you love, and also yourself this Christmas. I refer to Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days. It is good clean fun that you can’t help but roll your eyes or crack up laughing. Something like we gave the book our permission to make that happen.
Hurry! Order a copy (or copies) of Pun-tastic Ways for Brighter Days before the postal services go on holiday. (Too late? Then give it a go to order when the business days kick in. Have a drama-free delivery!)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
NOTE: The puns written once a month within 2019 are NOT included in the PUN-TASTIC WAYS FOR BRIGHTER DAYS book. These puns were made especially to display the writer’s witty talent. The objective is to entertain readers and to promote this book.
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